Wednesday, March 26, 2008

THERE'S A TARDIS IN YOUR UTERUS!

Or: "How Alison is not pregnant."
So Alison wasn't feeling well for a while.  She informed me that she had figured out why.  I asked if she was pregnant.  She responded with "yes" on the next line she said "no".  We have now firmly established that Alison is not pregnant, but if she were, it would be either Immaculate Conception, or a time-baby.  Possibly a Tiem Baby. As a result of tiemcock.  Or the fact that Alison has a TARDIS in her uterus.

2 comments:

alison said...

it was the ultimate tiemorgy:
-the doctor, the master, captain jack and ianto.

but who is the father? and why did i get the feeling that i wasn't exactly needed...

alex said...

I would pay to see that. You are needed. To referee naked hide-and-seek.
Maybe their sperm all fused to become some sort of half-gallifreyan super-sperm? It would make beautiful children.